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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:53:05 -0700

Apoplectic Skeptic: the "Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" of Pastafarianism

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:51:35 -0700

Apoplectic Skeptic: the "Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" of Pastafarianism:

I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Act Like A Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don’t Believe In Me, That’s Okay. Really, I’m Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn’t About Them So Don’t Change The Subject.

I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Use My Existence As…

This is my religion.

When you meet someone who has never been to Europe

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:41:18 -0700

When you meet someone who has never been to Europe:

whenyoureathirdculturekid:

MY LIFE :’D

beben-eleben: There once was a young boy with a very bad...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:33:52 -0700

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

Sometimes I think Jenny-a just walked up from the back of the...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:14:52 -0700

Sometimes I think Jenny-a just walked up from the back of the diner where she was smoking with guys in leather jackets and slicked back hair and generally acting somewhat unladylike.

She’s kind of a bamf like that.

Game of Awkward

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:10:34 -0700

Game of Awkward

puckquinn: dont-patronize-me-u-lil-shit: puckquinn: [snaps head in your direction] DID YOU JUST...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:10:11 -0700

puckquinn:

dont-patronize-me-u-lil-shit:

puckquinn:

[snaps head in your direction] DID YOU JUST SAY GAME OF THRONES

[breathes heavily] who are your favorite characters

[narrows eyes] what do you mean you don’t like sansa stark

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Thu, 16 May 2013 17:08:26 -0700

venusinfursx: neil-gaiman: butcherbilly: The Post-Punk / New...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:07:59 -0700

venusinfursx:

neil-gaiman:

butcherbilly:

The Post-Punk / New Wave Super Friends by Butcher Billy

Who are your heroes?

are the last 2 pictures photoshopped? it cant be tru!

the first one is the best btw :)

I NEED THE CURE ONE

swanepeols: coldcoffeh: when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:03:53 -0700

swanepeols:

coldcoffeh:

when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds

shine bright like a white kid

MY LIFE

coketalk: Fuck that shit. Too pretty for New York. Too smart...

Mon, 13 May 2013 20:21:47 -0700

coketalk:

Fuck that shit. Too pretty for New York. Too smart for LA.

^yea bitchhh. Fuck this shit I’m going to Europe.

Mia is my life inspiration and Phoebe from Charmed is my style...

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:26:00 -0700

Mia is my life inspiration and Phoebe from Charmed is my style inspiration. I am so excited to bring back the 90s alt look. Also fuck I’m supposed to be doing homework CAN I JUST WATCH CHARMED INSTEAD PLEASE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uYs0gJD-LE

hurricane-emily: jimgaffigan: Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a...

Sun, 12 May 2013 17:16:39 -0700

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

I do my nails because doing my nails is fucking fun. Check your privilege.

PS I also have an awesome boyfriend, and he notices. Suck it.

Apoplectic Skeptic: lickypickystickyme: Just for the record, unless you’re planting...

Sun, 12 May 2013 17:13:26 -0700

Apoplectic Skeptic: lickypickystickyme: Just for the record, unless you’re planting...:

lickypickystickyme:

Just for the record, unless you’re planting everything yourself, no eating lifestyle is cruelty free. Because while you’re for example enjoying your soy, some giant corporation is ~~appropriating~~ buying up land (in a foreign country), chasing away either people or animals…

This is exactly why I hate vegans.

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Sun, 12 May 2013 17:11:40 -0700

Stoya™: The Choice Of Motherhood and Insidious Drug Store Signage

Sun, 12 May 2013 17:11:12 -0700

Stoya™: The Choice Of Motherhood and Insidious Drug Store Signage:

stoya:

I had the privilege of growing up with a second wave feminist/reformed hippy mother. Before I sprouted my first pubic hair she handed me a mirror and a flashlight and told me to get to know my vagina. I was raised to believe that my body was mine to share with whoever I chose, whether that was…

Everything about this. I love stoya.

girlsgetbusyzine: flozac: the principal at my school made an...

Sat, 11 May 2013 14:58:37 -0700

girlsgetbusyzine:

flozac:

the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway

gameofthrones: Winter is coming; House Stark cross stitch

Sat, 11 May 2013 14:57:52 -0700

gameofthrones:

Winter is coming; House Stark cross stitch

venusinfursx: That’s just pure Jennifer. She’s unfiltered,...

Sat, 11 May 2013 14:56:06 -0700

venusinfursx:

That’s just pure Jennifer. She’s unfiltered, she’s confident, she’s not neurotic. She’s unpretentious. But she has that magic. - David O. Russell (x)

i really love her

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Wed, 08 May 2013 22:38:30 -0700